- Law & Order
- Under 21 Secs
Primary school worker Alexis Smith takes the walk of shame having just pleaded guilty to burglary during the London riots at Highbury Magistrates Court.
His case has been referred to the Crown Court so that he can receive a longer sentence. But have no fear he was set for violent street justice of his own-making just yards from the court as, paper covering his head, he walks face-first into a lamppost (@47 secs).
Have patience… this one’s a classic!
Here’s a cocky, spinning idiot decking an innocent bystanding girl on the dancefloor giving her a painful faceplant.
Idiot + Dancing = Breakdancing fail
Your mates laugh when you have an Airbag Fail. What mates are they?
The Peckham Terminator
NSFW (with sound on)
This incredible video starring ‘The Peckham Terminator’ captures a serene street scene in leafy Peckham, south London.
Here’s our observations:
1) Think twice before you catch a bus in Peckham
2) If you do, get on a double decker and sit on the top deck
3) WTF was the bus driver doing all that time? Had he called the police?
4) Is safety glass meant to break that easily (@ 3.18)?
5) Is it just me or (despite the Mr Sweary Persona of The Peckham Terminator) does our Peckham lad sound just a trifle camp?
Love to hear your comments on this one – just no swearing, you hear (as if!)…
Source: Our Emilie’s mate Matt (via YouTube)
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While her mates seem to be sneakily rolling up a joint in the background (crazy headscarves boys!), this stoner girl learns that smoking harms your health – in this case instantaneously.
Stoner Girl + Cigarette = Smoking Fail
Fancy a bit of Friday slapstick coated with a snowy theme? Well use the following trusted formula and that’s what you get:
Idiot + Snow + Trampoline = #Fail
One of the weirder innovations of recent times is the snow angel – lying down in the snow and swirling your arms to make a wing-like imprint.
If you’re going to do something really daft like that why not go all out for this year’s idiot look and dress up in your favourite red speedos while you do it.
To complete the self-humiliation, then go and post a video of yourself on YouTube.
And they say it’s us Brits who are useless at driving in the snow?
Check out these car driving North American cousins slipping and sliding on the ice and snow.
One Idiot + One Homemade Firework = Firework Fail
Love the music by the way – very appropriate
3 Posts + 1 Idiot = Post Walk FAIL